Sunday, December 11, 2011

What Would Chris Benoit Do?, ep. 20: The worst episode ever?


IT'S awards night on WWCBD? and hosts Dann Lennard and Mark Williamson (joined by special guest "Nasty" Nick Galea) announce the 2011 Wrestler of the Year and, more importantly, 2011 Fuckwit Shit Kent of the Year. Who will take out these prestigious honours? How many swearwords will be used? How many local scenesters will be insulted? How much poor editing will be done to make this podcast salvageable? Featuring guest appearances from "The Pinnacle" Matt Bailey, The Sarge and retiring wrestling legend Mason Childs.
Running time: 1hr 34min
http://kirbyyourenthusiasm.libsyn.com/webpage/what-would-chris-benoit-do-ep-20-the-worst-episode-ever-

Sunday, October 16, 2011

What Would Chris Benoit Do?, ep. 19: "Scene sickness!"

WE'RE baaaaaaaaaaack! In a wide-ranging podcast, Dann Lennard and co-host Mark Williamson discuss various subjects including:
Why Dann is the most HATED man in Australian wrestling...how WWE is kinda shit right now...the local scene gone mad...veterans like Jungle Cat and Skyhawk talking crap online and why they do themselves no favours acting this way...Dann calls out Jungle Cat (ooooooooh!)...the idiocy of AV Dangerously from PWA Queensland allowing 15-year-olds to wrestle for his promotion (let alone promoting weedy Jeff Hardy wannabes like Sebastian Maximus on their official web site)...we laugh uproariously at the continued antics of "Triple D" Damien Drake and his "semi-national" promotion WWX (including their recent "takeover" of PWAQ)...and much more.
Then...because we're NOT negative ninnies, we discuss some very positive aspects of Aussie wrestling including SWA's upcoming show at Cardiff Panthers, Newcastle Pro Wrestling's debut show on the weekend, AWF's recent card in Parramatta, etc.
Finally, we discuss the benefits of having veterans working on your shows - not pretend veterans like Jungle Cat and Skyhawk, but legit blokes like George Julio in Melbourne and Lofty Pickford in Sydney.
After many anecdotes and hilarious banter, we wrap the show up with a song, a little ditty I've dedicated to the various people in wrestling who've annoyed me in the past month. The song's a bit long, but you'll get the idea in the first minute what I'm trying to say. Enjoy.
Running time: 1hr 20min. (approx.)
http://kirbyyourenthusiasm.libsyn.com/what-would-chris-benoit-do-ep-19-scene-sickness-

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

What Would Chris Benoit Do?, episode 18: "Bah Gawd! It's the King!"


IT'S a true meeting of the minds when the King of Porn DANN LENNARD and the King of Scotch MARK WILLIAMSON meet up with the King of Wrestling BIG HUSS in the heart of sunny Melbourne!
Yes, it's the infamous PODCAST OF DOOM - courtesy of the Poor Horsemen's "Bah Gawd!" Whirlwind Trip to Melbourne - performed in front of a live (partly comatose) audience in our swanky apartment overlooking Crown Casino.
Highlights of this tight yet sloppy podcast include...
* A review of the amazing WrestleRock event we attended the previous night. Who did we meet? Who avoided us? What did Mrs Jenkins do to Dann Lennard? What did Dann Lennard do to Mrs Jenkins? Is it possible to out-grub Adam Gambino? They did it! Plus we review the incredible moment when Huss ascended to the pinnacle of the scene
* Now that he is royalty, Big Huss magnanimously "apologises" to three people: AJ Maggot, Benny English and Ryan Eagles, AND
* We talk about the recent shenanigans surrounding PWA/PWWA. For a group that has the word "Professional" in their title, there are times when you just have to shake your head and wonder...
Needless to say, it's our most controversial podcast EVAH (and EVAH and EVAH...).
Enjoy and never forget, "GO GET HIM, TOOOOOOO-NEEEY!"
http://kirbyyourenthusiasm.libsyn.com/what-would-chris-benoit-do-episode-18-bah-gawd-it-s-the-king-
Running time: 38 minutes (and this time it's a SHOOT, bruthaaaaaaaaaa!)

Sunday, August 28, 2011

What Would Chris Benoit Do, episode 17: "Huss!"

THE time has finally arrived. It's an exclusive interview with the controversial Internet heat magnet HUSS! Enjoy 30 minutes of verbal mayhem as Dann chats one-on-one with the big unit!
Elsewhere, Dann and co-host Mark Williamson review AWF Psychotic Slam 2011 (featuring Dick Togo and the already legendary Concrete Davidson)...we discuss the latest brouhaha surrounding SWA in Newcastle...we deal with the annoying Damien Drake...and we offer PWA in Sydney some positive advice. All this and more in the most outrageous episode yet of Australia's leading wrestling podcast.
Running time: 50 minutes (give or take a minute)
http://kirbyyourenthusiasm.libsyn.com/what-would-chris-benoit-do-episode-17-huss-

Monday, August 15, 2011

Nixxon and Aurora beat up Sara Jay (UWA, c. 2007)

DANN’S ALL-TIME AUSSIE TOP 100

(That I’ve seen live from 1986-2011)

* In no real particular order (although the top 10 is pretty obvious looking at their body of work over the past 10-15 years)
** Apologies to any obvious omissions. It’s either ‘cos I have a bad memory or – in Jay Andrews’ case – I’m pretty certain I’ve never seen you live

1. Jag

2. Mikey Broderick

3. Sean O’Shea

4. Shane Haste

5. TNT

6. Mark Mercedes

7. Esteban Molina

8. Lobo

9. Scarecrow

10. Krackerjak

11. Robbie Eagles

12. Ryan Eagles

13. Rob Matrix

14. Ahmed Iblis

15. Mark Davis

16. Damien Slater

17. Mason Childs

18. Slex

19. Havok

20. Champagne Pyro/Dowie James

21. Madison Eagles

22. Lofty/Punisher Pickford

23. Justin Cross

24. Jass

25. Jason Helton

26. Jorge Del Hommos

27. MH Cydell

28. Dean Draven

29. Salem

30. Devlin DeSkyes

31. Mikey Lord

32. Alex Rudka

33. Mad Dog

34. Spike Steele

35. Cletus

36. Lee Starr

37. Steve Frost

38. Steve O’Neal

39. Mike Burr

40. Bishop Sommers

41. Bluey Bonza

42. Jaguar Kid

43. Kasey Jackson

44. Obie Cartel

45. Johnny Lukas

46. Johnny Gunn

47. Tyson Gibbs

48. Jayson Cooper

49. Kellie Skater

50. Gene Kelly

51. Carlo Cannon

52. Greg Stekker

53. Stephen Swann

54. Seoul

55. AJ Istria

56. Billy Cole

57. Will Phoenix

58. Ash Riot

59. Thug Thomas

60. Kijimuna/ Dingo Cannon/Bryan Cannon

61. Ryan Rollins

62. Mat Diamond

63. CRSM

64. John E. Radic

65. Kid Dynamite

66. BJ Blade

67. Cruz

68. Aurora

69. Blakestone

70. Mikey Nicholls

71. Jessie McKay

72. Cremator

73. Dementor

74. The Sarge

75. Blade Runner (Melbourne)

76. Psycho Kid Thunder

77. The Captain

78. Ricky Diamond

79. Mike Valuable

80. Kyle Semenoff

81. Sean Kustom

82. Mick Moretti

83. Jumping Josh

84. First Mate William Kidd

85. TJ Haze

86. Il Cognito

87. Adam Lord

88. Chucky Chaos

89. Cobra

90. Adam Bruiser/Rancid

91. Hardcore Superstar John Howarth

92. Ace Fenton

93. AJ Freely (Kiwi, I know, but he did his best work over here)

94. Amy Action

95. Powerhouse Theo

96. Crofty

97. Savannah Summers

98. Kathryn Nixxon

99. Pablo The Spanish Bull

100. Matt Bailey

Saturday, August 06, 2011

What Would Chris Benoit Do?, episode 16: "Togo...never made it to Darwin"


IN WHICH I recover from a post-show hangover and discuss PWA Australia's most recent card, featuring the awesome Dick Togo from Japan.

Running time: 15min10sec
http://kirbyyourenthusiasm.libsyn.com/what-would-chris-benoit-do-episode-16-togo-never-made-it-to-darwin-

Saturday, July 23, 2011

DOWN AND OUT WITH CHRIS COLT


THIS ARTICLE FIRST APPEARED IN "BETTY PAGINATED" #31:

By Dann Lennard

CHARLES HARRIS – aka Chris Colt (his best-known moniker), Paul Dupree, Chuck Dupree, Maurice Chevier, Chuck Harris, Jim Dillinger, American Dream Machine, Don Juan the Magnificent, The American Dream and Chris Von Colt – was born in Idaho in the mid-1940s.

In 2007’s The Pro Wrestling Hall Of Fame: The Heels, authors Greg Oliver and Steven Johnson state the youngster moved to Oregon and got interested in wrestling. He entered the business at 18 in Massachusetts as “Magnificent” Maurice Chevier.

Openly gay in an era that frowned upon that lifestyle, Charles eventually hooked up with the older “Golden Boy” Ron Dupree and the couple soon formed a solid heel tag team known as the Hells Angels and, later, the Comancharos.

As blood-spilling, brawling, cheating bad guys – mainly working in Arizona – they held a ton of belts and feuded with top names like Cowboy Bob Ellis and Luis Martinez.

Local historian Dale Pierce told Wrestling Then And Now, “The Comancharos singlehandedly got wrestling kicked off Channel 5 in Phoenix when they figured they’d get a lot of heat by burning an American flag on TV. It got them heat all right and got them kicked off the air, but they sold out the arena that Friday.

Ron suffered a heart attack in the early 70s and became Paul’s manager. Oliver and Johnson state the younger team member renamed himself Chris Colt “in a nod to the title of his favourite gay men’s magazine”.

Ron died from a heart attack in 1975 doing ring announcing in Tacoma, Washington, aged 40.

Pierce maintains Ron’s death was the catalyst that caused Colt’s downward spiral into depression and drug abuse, but Oliver and Johnson disagree: “As a single, Colt continued to shine, in large part because of his willingness to defy the norms. He was one of the first wrestlers to adopt a rock’n’roll gimmick, painting his face and using Alice Cooper’s Welcome To My Nightmare entrance music as part of “The Chris Colt Experience” in the mid-1970s.

He was a bumping machine as Johnny Valiant – who worked with him in Ontario in 1982 – attests: “He told me, ‘Johnny, you can’t give me enough bumps. I can take these bumps all night.’  I’d give him a lot of backdrops and bumps and slams and throw him over the top rope. He just told me to keep doing it to him, that he could take it all.”

Colt was open but low-key about his homosexuality among his co-workers. But there was nothing understated about his other vices.

Arizona worker Bill Anderson remembers Chris drinking a carton of beer and a bottle of Southern Comfort every day.

“He idolised Janis Joplin…and Joe Cocker,” he told Oliver and Johnson. “Those were his people. He lived every day like this could be his last. He would’ve been the happiest guy on Earth to choke on his vomit just like Janis did, because that’s the way he lived his life.”

Anderson recalled an incident in 1975 in Phoenix when Chris hallucinated during a cage match: “He’d taken some kind of junk. He got in the cage and thought he saw some giant spiders. It was just like he was envisioning giant spiders climbing in the cage at him. He was flipping out. He started a riot. I was swinging chairs to get out.”

Northwest wrestler Greg Lake said, “Chris was always high. He used to say, ‘I can’t work if I’m not high.’ One time he was sober and said, ‘Greg, I just can’t work right when I’m sober.’ He was just a crazy, wacko guy. But as crazy as he was, he was a nice guy.”

With so many personal issues, Colt never settled down and travelled the territories well into the mid-80s.

Pierce alleges a brief run in the UK was aborted due to his substance abuse. He was fired from a northwest promotion allegedly after his photo appeared in a local newspaper covering a gay rights parade.

The big bumps and hard living had caught up with him by 1986 when he hit Alabama as neo-Nazi “Chris Von Colt”. Wrestling expert Karl Stern recalls the once-talented worker was terrible by this stage.

He quit wrestling and wound up in hard-core gay porn by the late 80s. You can still find several of his titles for sale online including Sex Aggression: Jack Husky’s First Night At Chris Colt’s Wrestling Academy, Uncut 8-Inch Pro-Wrestler Jo and The Selection 1.

One fan recalls the X-rated actor as "hot".

Oliver and Johnson state Colt began contacting old friends in the early 90s, talked wistfully about wrestling, then disappeared once more, possibly settling in Seattle, Washington.

It’s believed he became a born-again Christian and died of AIDS in 1996.

What lives on is Colt’s legacy as an underrated worker.

“Chris Colt was probably the greatest wrestler that never made it,” said Lanny Poffo, his tag team partner in Detroit in 1976. “A lot of people don’t know who he was. He never ceased to amaze me with his imagination in the ring. He was an innovator. He was ahead of his time.”

Another tag team partner, Ed “Moondog” Moretti, added, “I can honestly say he was one of the greatest workers I’ve ever seen. I’d rank him right up there with Ray Stevens and Pat Patterson. Politics, paranoia and just Chris being Chris kept him from the big, big money. But they could not keep him from greatness.”

Here's a coupla YouTube links for ya. Firstly, it's Jackie and Roughhouse Fargo vs Colt & Bill Dundee in Memphis, c. 1975:

Secondly, here's Colt vs a young "Tommy" Zenk from Pacific Northwest. It appears to be mid-80s. Appropriately, the dude who posted it focused on the homoeroticism of it all:

‘Chris was bizarre. He was just sex, drugs and rock’n’roll 24/7, and that was him. But when he hit that ring, oh man, it was magic’ – Ed “Moondog” Moretti