Friday, February 15, 2008

PWI Top 500 2007 Tourney...for God's sake let it END!!

THIS damn Gold Belt Wrestling computer is blowing smoke out the back and I think it's gonna blow soon, so let's wrap up this tourney quick-fast.

Round three led to some big upsets (surprise, surprise). Batista? Gone. Randy Orton? Gone. The Undertaker? Fuckin' gooooooone, mate!

Which led to this round four draw:

ROUND FOUR: Franky The Mobster (397) vs Shuji Kondo (225), Brent Albright (63) vs Jay “Black Machismo” Lethal (95), Mistico (3) vs Toshiaki Kawada (99), Milano Collection AT (61) vs Matt Hardy (36), Mohammed Yone (197) vs Chris Sabin (28), Akira Taue (251) vs Negro Casas (38), Ares (122) vs Erick Stevens (231), Toscano (121) vs Hiroshi Tanahashi (40), John Morrison (56) vs El Sagrado (233), Brother Ray (74) vs CM Punk (42), Ultimo Guerrero (11) vs LA Parka (43), Averno (53) vs Gregory Helms (44), Danny Doring (205) vs Mr Aguila (109), Dos Caras Jr (115) vs Chavo Guerrero Jr (46), Atlantis (79) vs Booker T (18), Mitsuharu Misawa (16) vs Hiroyoshi Tenzan (81)

OKAY. Round four saw Franky The Mobster hang in for another hard-fought win, while other more talented souls...LOST, including Kawada, CM Punk, Misawa and a bunch of others.

ROUND FIVE: Franky The Mobster (397) vs Hiroyoshi Tenzan (81), Jay “Black Machismo” Lethal (95) vs Booker T (18), Mistico (3) vs Chavo Guerrero Jr, Milano Collection AT (61) vs Mr Aguila (109), Mohammed Yone (197) vs Gregory Helms (44), Negro Casas (38) vs Ultimo Guerrero (11), Ares (122) vs Brother Ray (74), Hiroshi Tanahashi (40) vs John Morrison (56)

SOMEHOW, Franky continued to survive, landing a QF spot with ECW tag team title-holder John Morrison. X Division champ and Randy Savage knock-off Jay Lethal won and drew Mexico's Ares. Lucha legends Mistico and Negro were headed for a showdown, and in the final QF, luchadore Mr Aguila would face NOAh tag champ Mohammed Yone.

QUARTER-FINALS: Franky The Mobster (397) vs John Morrison (56), Jay “Black Machismo” Lethal (95) vs Ares (122), Mistico (3) vs Negro Casas (38), Mr Aguila (109) vs Mohammed Yone (197)

FOR the semis, it'd be the battle of tag champs, Morrison vs Yone, and another lucha war between Ares and Casas.

SEMI-FINALS: John Morrison (56) vs Mohammed Yone (197), Ares (122) vs Negro Casas (38)

AND the best 2-out-of-3 falls final boiled down to Morrison vs Ares. Er...right.

FINAL: John Morrison (56) vs Ares (122)

AND the overall winner of this longwinded, pointless tourney and the best wrestler of 2007 was and is................

John Morrison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me. How embarrassing.
I'm gonna throw that bloody computer in the bin.


Blogger kami said...

christ its a down hill road from here!

12:43 PM  

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